HEAD KNIGHT: that is a great shrubbery. I choose the laurels particularly,... But there is one little problem.

ARTHUR: What is that?

HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... No longer the Knights that Say "Ni".

KNIGHTS of NI: Ni! Shh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! we are now the Knights that Say "Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv".


HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.

ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till newly said "ni"?

HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... Another shrubbery!

ARTHUR: Not one more shrubbery!


HEAD KNIGHT: Then, as soon as you have uncovered the shrubbery, friend must place it here beside this shrubbery, just slightly higher so you acquire the two-level effect with a little path running under the middle.

KNIGHTS the NI: A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Knights that Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!...

HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have discovered the shrubbery, friend must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... With... A herring!

KNIGHTS the NI: A herring!

ARTHUR: us shall perform no together thing!

HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please!

ARTHUR: cut down a tree with a herring? it can"t be done.

KNIGHTS the NI: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Augh! Ohh! Don"t say that word.

ARTHUR: What word?

HEAD KNIGHT: i cannot tell, suffice to say is among the native the Knights the Ni cannot hear.

ARTHUR: How can we not say words if girlfriend don"t tell us what that is?

KNIGHTS of NI: Aaaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: You said it again!

ARTHUR: What, "is"?

KNIGHTS of NI: Agh! No, no "is".

HEAD KNIGHT: No, no "is". Girlfriend wouldn"t acquire vary far in life no saying "is".

KNIGHTS of NI: No, not "is". No "is".

BEDEVERE: my liege, it"s teacher Robin!


He is packing it in and also packing it up and also sneaking away and buggering up and chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely that is throw in the sponge.

ARTHUR: teacher Robin!

ROBIN: my liege! It"s good to watch you.

HEAD KNIGHT: currently he"s said the word!

ARTHUR: certain you"ve not offered up your search for the holy Grail?

MINSTREL: the is sneaking away and buggering up--

ROBIN: close up door up! No, no. No. Much from it.

HEAD KNIGHT: He claimed the native again!

KNIGHTS of NI: Aaaaugh!

ROBIN: i was looking for it.

KNIGHTS of NI: Aaaaugh!

ROBIN: Uh, here-- below in this forest.

ARTHUR: No, that is much from this place.

KNIGHTS of NI: Aaaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! protect against saying the word! The word...

ARTHUR: Oh, avoid it!

HEAD KNIGHT: ...we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again!

ARTHUR: Patsy!

HEAD KNIGHT: Wait! I stated it! I claimed it!

Ooh! I claimed it again! and there again! That"s three "it"s! Ohh!

KNIGHTS the NI: Aaaaugh!... Stare Interlude

NARRATOR: and so, Arthur and also Bedevere and Sir Robin collection out top top their find to find the enchanter of who the old man had spoken in scene twenty-four. Past the forest, lock met Lancelot and Galahad, and also there was much rejoicing.

KNIGHTS: Yay! Yay!

NARRATOR: In the frozen soil of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin"s minstrels.

MINSTREL: obtain back! Eee!

NARRATOR: and also there was much rejoicing.


NARRATOR: A year passed.


NARRATOR: Winter readjusted into Spring.


NARRATOR: Spring adjusted into Summer.


NARRATOR: Summer adjusted back into Winter,...


NARRATOR: ...and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and also went right on into Autumn.


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